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suckmyphallus:

spicybutthole:

thneedz:

milesjai:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

>people that are too scared to play it

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This is terrifying

(Source: dekutrickortreat, via joshpeck)

2000ish:

Never Forget

(via ugly)

communistbakery:

ITS OCTOBER TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN

(Source: samrockwells, via ruinedchildhood)

palmography:

wraithtitties:

no treble

this makes me feel like I’m in the back of a club about to get murdered I LOVE it

(via beyoncebeytwice)

spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

Oh man, I want to see who really believes this

(Source: z-ojja, via arctic-alyssa)

wendygirlyoumoveme:

frogboy316:

so I’ve been noticing some Homestuck references in Gravity Falls.

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also this

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dont forget

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File:S1e10 robbie throat.png

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Ummm no that’s just two characters doing the same pose

(Source: birdscool, via lilnet-homestuckfandoms)

(Source: cnoonr, via ugly)

vulpesatomicus:

i told you he was onto us

P

(via urbran)

caseyanthonyofficial:

evarren:

eponiner:

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

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This is rich with content and drama

(via eziocauthon89)

mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

(Source: mashup-central, via zackisontumblr)